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A Discovery About Women's Sexual Desire That Will Make Conservative Heads Spin

I remember there was this one time while in Iceland when the whole group of volounteers I was working with met up for a home-cooked dinner at the place we were staying (ex-brothel turned weed growing facility with a toliet that looked like a fucking volcano and like 1,5 tall kitchen furinture for giants). well, after the dinner this strong-and-silent type of guy stood up and wordlessly started washing the dishes: I can’t remeber ever being that attracted to another human being in my life.